Pretty sure I’m the only super pregnant non-tattooed woman at the NYC Tattoo Convention right now.
Motherhood=ziplock bags spontaneously generating in purse: some empty, some filled with cracker detritus, some never to open without hazmat.
In Chicago for WWDTM. Excited to do show with Mike Birbiglia @birbigs and Adam Felber @adamfelber ! Any Qs for NMJ guest, Stewart Copeland?
I just heard Ira Glass murder the objective case on This American Life. Et tu, Ira? Noooooooooooooooooo!!!
Just put my son to bed by singing some Godspell AND Jesus Christ Superstar. Is this more likely to make him A) Christian or B) gay?
I just found my high school pageant tiara under my nursing bras. #notkidding
Oh my god, I totally forgot that I used to wear expensive, matching lingerie. #married&pregnant #cleaningoutdrawers
Hear my take on Oscar acceptance speeches on this Sunday Morning! @cbssunday